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August 01, 2007 12:00 PM

More Simpsons quotes - Bart

 

Christmas is a time when people of all religions come together to worship Jesus Christ.

Marge: What on earth possessed you to get an earring?
Bart: Milhouse has one.
Marge: If Milhouse jumped off a cliff...
Bart: Milhouse jumped off a cliff? I'm there.

[At dinner table] Dear God. We paid for all this stuff ourselves, so thanks for nothing.

I didn't think it was physically possible, but this both sucks AND blows.

I think I read somewhere that cows like being killed.

Posted by Kirk Miller at August 01, 2007 12:00 PM
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