More Simpsons quotes - Marge, Lisa and Grandpa

MARGE

[Looking around new Springfield soccer stadium approvingly] I can't believe this used to an internment camp.

Bart, don't make fun of grad students. They've just made a terrible life choice.

Homer: (Looking at his gut) Marge! How could you let me let myself go like this?
Marge: Me? I'm not the one who puts butter in your coffee!

ABE

My Homer is not a communist. He may be a liar, a pig, an idiot, a communist, but he is not a porn star.

Big deal! When I was a pup, we got spanked by presidents 'til the cows came home! Grover Cleveland spanked me on two non-consecutive occasions!

I am disgusted with the way old people are depicted on television. We are not all vibrant, fun-loving sex maniacs. Many of us are bitter, resentful individuals, who remember the good old days when entertainment was bland and inoffensive.

LISA

Homer: I've always wondered if there was a god. And now I know there is -- and it's me.
Marge: You're not a god, Homer.
Lisa: Remember Dad, "All glory is fleeting."
Homer: So?
Lisa: "Beware the Ides of March."
Homer: No!

(checking the card catalog) Let's see... Football... Football... "Homoeroticism in"... "Oddball Canadian rules"... "Phyllis George and"...

(after trying spicy food) I … can… see…through time!

Bart: Wicca's a Hollywood fad.
Lisa: Thats Kaballah, you jerk.

Marge: Whatever happened to good old-fashioned town pride?
Lisa: It's been going downhill since the lake caught fire.

Marge: No chores, no allowance.
Lisa: Okay, we get our room and board free anyway.

Friends? These are my only friends. Grown-up nerds like Gore Vidal, and even he's kissed more boys than I ever will.

What's so special about this game, anyway? It's just another chapter in the pointless rivalry between Springfield and Shelbyville. They built a mini mall, so we built a bigger mini mall. They made the world's largest pizza, so we burnt down their City Hall.

I like you too Milhouse, but not in that way. You're more like a big sister.