More Simpsons quotes - Troy McClure, Otto, Ralph and Martin

TROY MCCLURE

Don't kid yourself, Jimmy. If a cow ever got the chance, he'd eat you and everyone you care about!

Hi. I'm Troy McClure. You may remember me from such self help tapes as 'Smoke Yourself Thin' and 'Get Some Confidence, Stupid!

[In slaughterhouse]
Troy: Come on Jimmy, let's take a peek at the killing floor.
Jimmy: Oooh!
Troy: Don't let the name throw you, Jimmy. It's not really a floor, it's more of a steel grating that allows material to sluice through so it can be collected and exported!

Hi, I’m Troy McClure. You may remember me from such nature films as "Earwigs: Ewwww" and "Man vs. Nature: The Road to Victory"!

OTTO

[After accidentally walking into art film] I didn't know British coal miners had it so bad! There's blood on your hands, Mrs. Thatcher!

RALPH WIGGUM

Oh boy, sleep! That’s where I’m a Viking!

Ralph: That's my swing set, and that's my sandbox. I'm not allowed to go in the deep end. And this is where I met the leprechaun.
Bart: Right, the leprechaun.
Ralph: He told me to burn things.

(To a wolf) Will you be my mommy? You smell like dead bunnies...

I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.

Ralph: Ms. Hoover, my parents won't let me use scissors. (The class laughs)
Ms. Hoover: The children are right to laugh at you, Ralph.

MARTIN

 
Martin: (on school bus) Mr. Driver? One of my mates has purloined my French horn!
Kearney: Why can't you talk like a dude?